Humanity is on the very brink of extinction.

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

telapathetic:

this is literally the best argument ive ever read wow

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

Listening to other people read aloud in an English lesson

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asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

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